I have a tape I want to play

> I have a tape I want to play

You show a cat something and they’re like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don’t care

Going to the zoo today perhaps I’ll treat myself with a flattened penny… Perhaps I’ll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny

your payment method of 3 small buttons and an apple seed has been accepted

however unhealthy and problematic, the sexiness of cigarettes in film and media is so much more interesting and compelling than seeing someone sucking on a vape. there is absolutely nothing horny about it to counteract the terrible health effects. embarrassing

his frog was getting nasty from chewing and I had to put it in the laundry. happy reunion after 90 sad and lonely minutes without #myfrog

sorry for finding it hot when people’s hair goes grey. as if im wrong

ruinedchildhood:

friendofelphie:
viralfrog:
It’s hard to watch other people live out your dreams

Commission for a client of a leopard gecko.

tockthewatchdog:

sick of getting push notifications that aren’t “president dead in gruesome poop accident”

my fav type of wiki citation

important-animal-images:

patlaborthemovie:

getting an envelope from the clown job i just interviewed for and pulling out a seemingly endless chain of rejection letters

mintblancmanche:

wikipediahmms:

droopsieloopsie: