benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
making plans with friends like
the death of all the
people I could have
|—||Epitaph For The Unknown | Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)|
females being anti-feminist
Everytime my husband tells me about some sporting stars achievements etc, I just reply with ‘yeah but he’s ugly’ and he gets so mad but he can’t say anything because he knows this is what women go through every single time we achieve something.
are these fall out boy songs
Due to the no photo or video policy NMH requested at Coachella, a Journalist created this rendering.
I find it to be oddly euphoric.
i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy lmao