> never giv up on ur dreams 2014

deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

fun game: go in my tagged/me and reblog yo favorite selfie
vogue:

“I’ve never dyed my hair,” Jessica Chastain says. Photographed by Annie Leibovitz, Vogue, August 2014. Chastain, Julianne Moore, Domhnall Gleeson, Amy Adams, Karen Elson, Madison Stubbington, Florence Welch, and Shaun White—these are today’s fire starters.

vogue:

“I’ve never dyed my hair,” Jessica Chastain says.

Photographed by Annie Leibovitz, Vogue, August 2014.

Chastain, Julianne Moore, Domhnall Gleeson, Amy Adams, Karen Elson, Madison Stubbington, Florence Welch, and Shaun White—these are today’s fire starters.

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

tastefullyoffensive:

"Pass me my hat and monocle please." [via] (fixed)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Pass me my hat and monocle please." [via] (fixed)

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

buttercakesandteacafe:

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buttercakesandteacafe:

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gifprincess:

Have you ever looked at a really hot dude and thought I’d suck his dick with no hesitation if he asked me

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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