Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
“I’ve never dyed my hair,” Jessica Chastain says.
Photographed by Annie Leibovitz, Vogue, August 2014.
Chastain, Julianne Moore, Domhnall Gleeson, Amy Adams, Karen Elson, Madison Stubbington, Florence Welch, and Shaun White—these are today’s fire starters.
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
when will my master return from the supermarket
Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"
I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now
Have you ever looked at a really hot dude and thought I’d suck his dick with no hesitation if he asked me
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom